Conversation at lunch

Here is the conversation that took place yesterday at lunch:

Kennedy: Mom, I know what the "S" word is that we aren't supposed to say

Mom: You do?  Who told you what it was?

Kennedy: My friend (after a long pause) Mom, I know we're not supposed to say the "s" word, but can I just say it to you so you know not to say it as well?

Mom: (I am definitely curious at this point!) Sure, go ahead and tell me

Kennedy: (Whispering) It's "STUPID" we are NOT supposed to say that s word

McGuire: KENNEDY!! You just said the "s" word!  Don't say that!

Mom: You are both right, that is definitely an s word we don't use.

Smarty Pants

Kennedy has been telling me all the things she has learned about penguins, polar bears, and Antarctica she has learned in school.  One time as she continued to spout of more and more facts I said, "Kennedy, how did you get to be so smart?" to which she very matter of factly responded, "School and TV!"  I asked her if mom and dad taught her things too.  She said, "Oh yeah, I guess it's school, TV, and mom and dad."  Hopefully not in that order! :)

Riding her bike

Last week, Kennedy was riding her bike (without training wheels!).  She rode up onto our driveway from the road and TOTALLY T-boned Rich's car.  Rich and I were in the front yard, along with a neighbor and we all saw it happen.  Kennedy wasn't hurt, but just sat on her bike for a couple seconds.  She then turned around and said, "Uh, dad?  I THINK I MIIIIIIGHT have hit your car." 

We all laughed because it was so funny how she said it like she wasn't quite sure what had happened!

Funny, funny, girl

Today, Kennedy was sitting on one of McGuire's toy diesels and riding around on it.  It obviously was not intended for that purpose, so it wasn't long before it flipped out from under her and she fell to the ground.  She was a little stunned, but not hurt.  My reaction was a little chuckle as it was pretty funny from my vantage point.

She looked over at me, added a little snarl to her lips and said (as she was crawling towards me), "Hey, when people laugh at me because I fall, I make them smell my feet!"

I laughed so hard and then laughed even harder when she said, "Hey, you laugh, you smell!" as she was shoving her feet in my face.

Honestly, I am still laughing about it as I type this!

Did she really just say THAT?

I just heard Kennedy say to McGuire, "McGuire, smell my bum.  It smells GOOOOOD!"

Where does she come up with this stuff?!